Uncle, who urinated farther than the two of us?
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I really doubt if the young lady picked it up. Is it really the younger sister's sister?
Hearing her coming, she looked so terrified that she could not avoid it. If the young lady saw it, she would be very distressed.
In fact, they could have the security escort them out, but Charles didn't want to take advantage of the excitement, so he just stayed inside and waited for the people outside to disperse before leaving.
Probably the plane the cat demon was on had landed, and the sky was chaotic outside, and it was extremely lively. Allen stood on tiptoe and looked outside, sighing while watching, "This cat demon is really hot, I heard that the airport has doubled the amount today. security."
"Master, isn't that Miss?"
Allen pointed to Charles in a certain direction.
Charles looked over, and Sarah was carrying a huge sign in her hand. The sign was a poster photo of the masked song queen. Because of the altitude, she was rushing around outside the crowd.
Helpless, he could only struggle to raise the big sign in his hand and wave it vigorously.
Charles frowned in disgust and turned his back, "I'm going to the bathroom."
He quickly walked towards the bathroom.
"Uh!" Allen was stunned, and quickly followed Charles' footsteps.
Everyone was waiting for the cat demon to appear. Except for the pick-up port, the whole airport was very depressed.
The men's toilet in this area was quiet. When Charles went in, he only saw a little boy of about four or five years old, wearing a white shirt and black trousers, standing in front of the urinal. what.
He walked over, stood in front of the urinal next to the little boy, and unzipped his pants.
The little boy next to him suddenly took a few steps back, raised his face and looked at Charles and asked, "I can stand so far and pee into the urinal, can you, uncle?"
Alan, who had just followed in, heard what the little boy said to Charles, and the corners of his mouth twitched silently.
Whose family is this kid, and the parent?
If you don't come and take it away, you will be responsible for all the consequences that happen.
He looked carefully at Charles' face, and Charles looked down at the little boy with his head down, expressionless, making it impossible to see his emotions.
At this time, Charles' long legs suddenly took two steps back, back to a position one meter away from the urinal, and then took out his weapon leisurely.
Then there was the sound of rushing water.
Qi Shaodong opened his mouth and his eyes were about to pop out. He read it right.
Their young master actually urinates farther than a child...
"Is it even better?" Charles put away his weapon in a hurry and looked down at the little guy who was stunned at him.
The proud and proud tone made Qi Shaodong surprise.
At one point, he doubted whether his big boss was possessed by a ghost.
The little guy was startled by Charles' distance, and when Charles asked him, he regained his senses. He frowned and muttered in a puzzled voice, "My mom clearly said that little birds are stronger than big birds."
He speaks fluent English.
Charles also replied in English, "That's because your dad's big bird is too incompetent."
The little guy was not convinced that his daddy was said to be incompetent, and raised his chin to reason with Charles, "My mum said that my daddy can pee three meters."
Charles lowered his eyes and looked at him condescendingly, "Go home and tell your Mommy that three meters is only the starting distance for a man."
The pride and pride in his tone made Allen particularly confused. Why does the boss seem to care about who pissed farther than anyone else?
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