Today was just as I knew it would be, trouble. I woke to an incessant knocking on my door. When I opened it, I saw Hiram, in just his boxers.
Great way to start a day,
“Dude, I am in deep s**t, do you remember the lady I brought yesterday?”
I nod, because what else can I do, I don’t even need to hear it from him, but I know what exactly has gone wrong.
“Dude she was married, I had no idea”, he said.
I roll my eyes, “You did, you knew she was married, you practically licking up her hand and I who has even her just one glance know that she was married.”
He sighs, “Fine dude, make me the bad guy, I knew she was married, but did you look at her, she is hot.”
I roll my eyes. “So what is the problem Hiram, you forgot to pull out?”
This time he rolled his eyes, “Oh common you know I can p
