James' POV
I arrived at the studio Aron's hand in mine. Tony was outside smoking a cigarette when he looked at my car. I got out of the car, closing the door behind me. "So, You and Aron got into a fight?" I asked him while Aron got out of the car.
"Yeah, it was over some stupid s**t, didn't mean to f**k up his arm that bad. I just wanna forget about it ok James. So please drop it." He sighed and I nodded before I hugged him.
"I just wondered, it's okay Tony. I know how it feels to get caught up in the motions." He nodded before I pulled away. "Well, let's head in shall we?" I chuckled lightly and they nodded as we walked in.
"Wassup! Big Deuce in the house!" Aron laughed making everyone else laugh.
-timeskip to noon because I'm lazy today-
"How about this for a beat Aron?" I asked as I started tapping the pads making a beat.
"Not bad James, I like it." He complemented making me smile.
"Thanks Ar'" I hugged him making him blush.
"N-no problem Jay" I laughed at the name. Before I pulled him close.
"Babe, you do know that we have to meet up with Hollywood Undead today and talk about the upcoming tour right?" I whispered to him and he nodded.
"I suppose, but if anything happens, I'm not gonna stop myself from throwing punches. Especially if you get hit first." I shook my head and he c****d his eyebrow up in confusion.
"Aron, no. Your arm is hurt, no fights, I can handle myself. But if we remain a chill poster they shouldn't start a fight. No trash talking babe." I pointed out a bit loud making his eyes widen. I could feel everyone staring at us.
"So, you two are a thing?" Tony asked as Aron and I both silently cursed.
"Uh......heh heh...... maybe..." I said awkwardly.
"Dude, you do realize that I'm cool with gays. I thought we all knew that..." Tony chuckled making us loose some worry.
"Yeah, but I'm not so sure about my sister, so don't say anything to her." Aron looked at the ground.
"I got a plan Aron. Remember, I'm the man with the plan, the go-to-guy, come on I'm Gadjet! I got great plans, stupid, but funny plans." We laughed at his humor before he told us the plan. "Vardan, you up for a little roleplay?" Tony asked Varden making him go red.
"Yeah, I uh... I'm cool with that, what's the plan?" Vardan nodded before Tony continued.
"You and I are gonna be boyfriends, that way Arina can get comfortable with gays, then when the time is right, Aron and James will come out to her. And before you ask, yes, we will have to do this everywhere to get comfortable with it."
"Not what I was gonna ask..."
"Then what?" Vardan got up and walked to Tony before he whispered something. "If you want, bring the fire." Tony laughed at his reference. "You already know imma bring the heat on." We laughed and Vardan turned red. "Vardan, don't worry, we can do that, just please don't get too touchy with my p***s. Once or twice an hour, no more than that." Vardan nodded before he walked back to Tony. Hugging him, before he kissed his cheek.
"Awe! I ship it! I ship it so hard babe!" I squeaked making everyone laugh.
"And I ship us, hard." He said as he squinted as he said 'hard' making me giggle. The door opened only seconds later. Arina.
"Sup Queers?" She laughed as she seen how everyone was in a good mood.
"Sup Arina" We greeted her back besides Aron who got deathly quiet.
"Hey yo! Aron! Earlier to Aron?" She walked up to him but he ignored her. "Aron Erlichman!" She growled making him look at her.
"Hey sis." He said plainly before Tony and Vardan started giggling.
"I told you, you're the cutie! Not me!" Tony giggled making Vardan giggle.
"Nuh uh! You are!" Vardan argued back making me smile.
"When'd you get together?" Arina asked bitterly as Tony smiled.
"Last week, Monday. We were both at a strip Club, not enjoying it, and he was a tad bit drunk, and we kissed, and I drove him to my place and things happened." Tony shrugged while smiling.
"So you're gay?" Arina asked quietly and Tony shook his head no.
"Bisexual." He answered before Vardan straddled Tony's lap. "We're doin' this now huh?" Tony chuckled and Vardan nodded before his hand went for Tony and Tony's eyes widened. "Naughty, aren't you?" Vardan nodded before adding on.
"Always!" Tony smiled sliding his hand to the others ass.
"That's my baby boy!"
"Only yours Tony, only you" Vardan said snuggling into Tony making him smile... hell if they didn't say they were faking it before Arina got here, I would've thought they were a couple!
"So you guys ready to meet up with the boys?" Arina sighed and we nodded before there was a knock on the door.
"Come in!" Aron hollered at the door before it opened revealing Matt, Jordan, Jorel, and Danny.
"Uh, was this a bad time or..." danny began looking at Tony.
"Tony, their here!" I said loudly before Vardan got off of Tony's lap leaving Tony catching his breath.
"Holy s**t! Tony I didn't know you were gay!" Jordan laughed and Tony looked at him.
"I'm Bi, you got a problem with that Jordan?" He c****d his eyebrow up making Jordan put his hands up like he was getting arrested.
"Just a joke, don't kill me man!" We laughed at him before tony got up and grabbed Jordan's collar.
"Be glad I don't want to embarrass you or I would put a collar on you Terrell!" Tony threatened. Before he let go of Jordan.
"Wha?" Jordan was speechless
"Dude, calm down. It was just a f*****g joke!" Tony laughed making Jordan let our a huge breath. "But seriously, just an fyi, don't make those jokes, it makes you look homophobic, and it could hurt someone with out you knowing." Jordan nodded as Jorel laughed.
"I like you Tony!" Jorel complemented.
"Sorry Jorel, I'm taken by Vardan here."
"I like you, the non-homo way?" Jorel paused, "call me Jay... we got a bit of time to spare because those cry babies need to get their act together..." I scooted closer to Aron as Jorel said that. Somewhat feeling nervous. My vision began to blur, and I leaned against Aron, before I felt lightheaded.
"James, you good?" I felt my body get heavier and heavier Oh no, please not again... I thought as I lost conscious
Aron's POV
"James?" I began to worry, and it showed through my voice. "James!" I shook him before I cursed. "Arina, I know I'm not your favorite, but please f*****g leave the room!" I panicked, I needed to be there for him. f**k!
"N-no! I'm not leaving him like this Aron! I need to know he's safe!" She pleated making me angry.
"Jorel, Matt!" I said quickly as they rushed over.
"What do you need Aron?" Jorel asked before I motioned to Arina.
"Get her out of here. I don't want her to know."
I whispered and he nodded before he walked back over to her and dragged her out of the room. Before he walked back in, locking the door.
"Dylan's outside, watching her." I nodded as I felt his face, it was still warm, did he just pass out, I though he got sleep... s**t, is he an insomniac? I got off the couch and layed him flat on his back so he wouldn't fall back down.
"He's gonna be alright Aron, he'll be conscious soon." I looked at Matt and raised an eyebrow. "My dad passed out a lot, that's wh- 3... 2... 1." He cut himself off as James started to gain his consciousness back. "Told ya." Matt said quietly but I ignored it.
"Babe, what year is it."
"2017?"
"Where are we?" He looked around before he responded.
"The studio... I think, why?"
"How many fingers am I holding up?" I said putting three up and he answered with a 3...
"Babe, what's going on? What happened?"
"You passed out, leaning against me..." he paused, "You worried me babe... how much sleep did you get?"
"Three hours, at least it's better than nothing." He shrugged as he began to push himself up slowly before he noticed Arina was gone. "Where's your sister babe?" I looked at Jorel and he unlocked the studio again.
"James! Are you okay! What happened!?!" Arina asked in her caring voice.
"Yeah, I'm good, and thanks to your lovely brother here, I was in good hands." He smiled at me making me smile and whisper.
"You're too cute." I smiled at him making him giggle before pulling my close. s**t. Not now babe...
"Ok queers, make room, everyone's gonna sit down." Arina said smiling.
"Wha?" I muttered and scooted him close to me and I sat on the arm of the arm of chair leaning against him and Arina sat next to him, taking his arm making me growl at her. I. Do. Not. Share. With. Anyone.??? Tony sat on the empty seat next to Arina and Vardan sat on his lap.
"Aron, get off the arm before you f*****g break it!" Arina complained before I sighed and sat on James's lap since I was the lightest one in the group. The other couch was longer so everyone... apart from Danny... Jorel sat on the edge, george was next to him, and dylan then Jordan, then Matt, then danny sat on George's lap awkwardly.
"Ok, so we're here for one reason and one reason only, the tour... we need to get used to being around each other so s**t doesn't happen." I said as James began to play with my hair with his free hand.
"Yeah, maybe we should start with the apologies." George huffed making me sigh.
"I'm sorry for actin' like a huge d**k back in 05, 06, 07, and 08." I said starting it off. "I'm sorry I didn't do much for the band, when I should've been doing more than making music and writing the lyrics with you guys." I finished and George nodded.
"And I'm sorry for kicking your ass when we kicked you out, I was just very angry and took it out on you." Dylan sighed and i nodded.
"I'm sorry for all the hate I've been showing for Danny, he didn't need it, he didn't understand why I was giving him all the s**t I did. Just because he took my spot, and I acted so f*****g childish about it." I admitted and Danny smiled.
"It's alright Aron, don't stress it. I just had to keep telling myself that I was too good, and you were jealous of me and my vocals." Danny chuckled lightly.
"Please don't push it Murillo." I muttered before James added on.
"Ba- Aron... you are a talented person, but with vocals, he's better. Have you heard him sing La Deux? Cause damn. Let me cherish God's voice!" James beamed making Danny smile.
"You want me to sing it, cause you know I can..." Danny smiled and James nodded wildly.
"Alright, dylan, you wanna do this or nah?" Danny asked making Dylan shrug.
"Sure."
"Yeah! Wait, we allowed to smoke or nah?" Danny asked and I nodded. Dylan handed Danny a blunt and Danny lit it taking a few drags from it.
"I wanna tear it up! Before we tear it down! I wanna light it up! Before we burn it down! We gonna get f****d up! Drink 'til we all black out! So f*****g start it up! 'Cause you know it's comin' down!" Danny sang the into before Dylan rapped his verse.
"Drink, got swag, Yeah we keep it the same! Mad dogged all up! It the back of the rain, Ain't no balled up, Baby, got bills to pay, Yeah I'm getting f****d up, As I'm changing lanes! Oh my god! I'm one of a kind, I'mma smash it up, It's about that time! I'll be back to the party,.By the end of the night! Got Nichole got needs, And I needs mine! 'Cause Funny Man, Is just so damn s****l, Gotta ass on my mind! It's just so damn edible! Feast your eyes girl, i'm so delectable! d**k like Hulk, yeah they call me incredible!" Dylan finished his rap before he did a little dance as Danny sang his lines...
"You got your dress pulled up, I see you're all alone,I know you ain't no slut, But I know you're so down! Smash it up, smash it up! That b***h is off the hook! Smash it up, smash it up, And once I get that girl! Smash it up, smash it up! I'll hit it all night long! Smash it up, smash it up, and once I smash I'm gone!" He sang before getting cut off by Jordan.
"Girl you so hot, You could spark a match! Me and funny wanna flip u Like an acrobat, And you could go back home In a Cadillac. Put my name in your phone, It's the man in black, Got a big ol' mouth, Gotta nasty match. On my back, And you straddling, And I'mma fan of that. We could go home, And open up a can of that! I'll put my prize in your box, Like cracker jacks! Oh wait that's, Just me getting s**t faced, Gimme pulling out my blue tooth, And brief case, And replace Everything I said wrong, But then it wont be A Hollywood Undead song!"
"You got your dress pulled up, I see you're all alone,I know you ain't no slut, But I know you're so down! Smash it up, smash it up! That b***h is off the hook! Smash it up, smash it up, And once I get that girl! Smash it up, smash it up! I'll hit it all night long! Smash it up, smash it up, and once I smash I'm gone! I wanna tear it up, Before we tear it down! I wanna light it up, Before we burn it down. We gonna get f****d up, Drink 'til we all black out! So f*****g start it up!" Danny finished his line only for Dylan to finish his lines so Danny could end the song.
"Smash it crash it, What's only crackin'. It's me and you girl, Now that's what's happenin'! Let's take a little gin From my stabbing cabinet. Grab the can, That's lights camera action! Let me take care Of the satisfaction. Grab a six pack, When I get off the wagon. Pull a little laugh, On Michael Jackson. I'll smash it now, 'Cause I know she's down"
"Smash it up, smash it up. That b***h is off the hook! Smash it up, smash it up, And once I get that girl. Smash it up, smash it up, I'll hit it all night long! Smash it up, smash it up, And once I smash I'm gone! Smash it up, smash it up! This b***h is off the hook! Smash it up, smash it up, And once I get that girl, Smash it up, smash it up, I'll hit it all night long! Smash it up, smash it up, And once I smash I'm gone! Smash it up, smash it up, Smash it up, smash it up!" Danny finished before he finished the blunt. We all clapped at the performance.
"Good job, didn't know you could go that high, if I closed my eyes it would've sounded like a female..." Danny laughed at my compliment before I felt James bite on my neck lightly.
"Thank you. I went to college though so yeah." He laughed turning pink.
"Rich bastard goin' to Harvard!" I said dramatically.
"Wrong college buddy. LACM, it's in Pasadena." He explained and I nodded.
"Wow."
"Yep, they were surprised when they heard how high I could go."
"I would be too!"
Disclaimer: Tony has said in a clash royale livestream that he is Straight, but doesn't mind the l***q+ community. Just to get that out of the way... me and Insanephycoalecgaming on twitch... also, hello welcome to this f****d up book I wrote while sleep deprived...