"I solemnly swear I'll be good...that just doesn't roll off the tongue as well as the original though, I wanna be up to no good."
"Go back home and get some clean clothes on, I'm taking you to dinner."
"Wait, w-what?"
"You heard me," She said and got really close to my face, and in almost a mumble, "See ya in an hour."
"A-alright then," I said as she shifted and ran off in the opposite direction..."What the actual f**k just happened?!"
"You got asked out on a date, Jacob," Jack said from behind me, I was still on edge and nearly jumped out of my skin.
"You're a piece of s**t and you know it!" I said, trying to catch my breath, it wasn't often that I was caught off guard, but when it did it was mostly Jack and that made me want to punch him.
"Come on, let's get you ready. You're not
