CHAPTER XIIIDUET FOR STIFFS
I reckon that I am glad I stopped Henrietta marryin’ Maloney.
As I go whizzin’ along the road towards the hacienda I start doin’ a little philosophizing in regard to dames. I have told you that they got rhythm an’ technique; but they also gotta helluva lot of other things as well some of which are not so hot.
Dames fly off the handle any time. They just go off anyhow; they are like skyrockets. You can take an ordinary honest-to-goodness dame an’ mix her with a little bitta excitement an’ maybe a spot of love an’ she just goes nuts, an’ when she goes nuts she always has to put some guy in bad just so’s she’ll be in company. It ain’t the things that dames do that worries me it’s the things that they get guys to do for ’em.
I’ve heard folks say that the differe
