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A small noise pulls me out of my sleep. I’ve been dozing for some time, I’ve been chaining naughty dreams and partners. In just one night, I just made up for a lifetime without s*x. Imagine my condition! I feel slightly clammy, made guilty by so many impure images that have come to haunt my night. I open one eye, then the other, and discover Romeo, seated, watching me. All I had to do was raise my head a little for him to bark. “Hello, dog!” He leaves the room in a rush. Ah, these beasts, I’ll never understand them. He comes back yelping around his mistress, who brings me my breakfast in bed. I’m hallucinating! The tray has a glass of orange juice, a cup of coffee, and an omelette – I promise you, a very appetising omelette! –, a slice of brioche, a small dish with dried fruit and yogh
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