GAYDAR APP

CHAPTER 5-LOG #LeagueOfGentelmen

AUTHORS NOTE: and im back! Fresh from my last birthday celebration, nung November 18, kahitmajirafangbuhay, k lng, at least, alive and kicking pa din ang the servant 18 nyo, kahitmadaming problems, walangsakit at nakakaraos, salamatpopalasamga nag birthday greetings sa akin safacebook, late konasinabisawatppad,booklet at dreamekasi, walaakong load, huhu

Anyway, etonapoang next chapter ng GAYDAR APP, anokayangmangyayari??? Hmm… lets read!

CHAPTER 5-LOG #LeagueOfGentelmen

Angnakaraan…

SASHA POV

SA OFFICE NI BOSS…

COME IN!-sabingmasungit naming boss

Hi sir, whats the problem?-casual kongtanong

Did you see this?-sabaypindotngdagaeste mouse sa computer niya, at poof!

Lumabassamalaki…

Niyang Computer Monitor angmga feedbacks sagaydar app

MGA NEGATIVE COMMENTS

May mgalalake at babaengnagmumura, may mganaiinissa app at may mga gusto itongipatanggalsa APPLE APP STORE at GOOGLE PLAY STORE

AND THIS?-lumabassa 2nd slide angmgareklamongmgababaengmalalandieste reporters nggaydar app, mganawalanngjowadahilsa app

AND FINALLY THIS!-sa 3rd slide, mgakongresistana, at mgasenadornaipinipetisyonnaipasaraang company naming or ipa delete ang GAYDAR APP

SO? WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?-sabini boss

Humingamunaakongmalalim at nagsalita: sir, ganyanpotalagasa app industry, may gusto ang app mo, meron ding hindi, katuladnalangsaisang brand ngalak! Naalalanyobayung NAKATIKIM KA NA BA NG KINSE ANYOS? Oh db? Nagging kontrobersyalyun! Perohindisilanapasaradahilnilinawnilanaits just a brand of brandy!

Eh naalalanyopobayung may tinatanggalnakontrobersyalnanaka brief lang or bra, panty, oh sir! Kahitnatanggalang billboards nilasa EDSA, kumita pa din sila!

Eh yungmga racists dawna commercials satv!, sir, hindinamansilanaipapasara, angtotooniyan, kumikita din sila!

Sir, angsa akin lang, keep the faith in me!,maniwala kayo sa akin! Dahilhindinamanakomagtatagalsa company naito kung hindi kayo nagtitiwalasa akin, etongmga comments na to! Pati tong mga petitions naito! Mawawala din yan! Trust me! Boss! Trust meeeee!

Sabayhilotngmgabalikatniya at ulo, syempre, parakumalmasi boss hanggangsa…

Hahaha…

Nagdugoangilongni boss! Nakalimutankopalangkauntilangangnaiintindihanniyangtagalog!

Pinunasanmunaniyaangdumugoniyangilong at nagsalita: I will give you a chance, but this is the last chance, if the negative comments and petitions are not abolished in 30 days, well! Goodbye! Ms.sasha fierce!,sabay wave ngkamayniya, huhu, nangaasar pa si sir eh, anonggagawinko….

Nakatulalaakongbumaliksa cubicle ko, hindikonakinausapsibes, alamkongmahabahabangusapan to, kasieversincenaman, medyokontranasiyasa app ko kaya angginawako…

ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!

I SHOUTED saloobngopisina, walanaakongpaki kung siongmakarinig, basta, mailabaskolangangsamangloobko!

SA PAGPAPATULOY…

SASHA POV

Para akonglantanggulaynang mag out akong 10pm sa office, mulasapaglabassa office, pagsakaysaaircon bus, pagbaba, pagsakayng tricycle, hanggangsapaguwisabahay, taglaykoang haggard versosa, parangnirapeng 10 hombre look, gulu-gulong blonde hair, burang mascara, kalatna lipstick at  gusutgusotna office attire, paulit-ulitkasinasirangspotify podcasts sautakkoang warning ni boss kanina: I will give you a chance, but this is the last chance, if the negative comments and petitions are not abolished in 30 days, well! Goodbye! Ms.sasha fierce!,sabay wave ngkamayniya, huhu, alamnyoyung gif na wave with matching nangaasarna face, ganun! Ganunmgabes! Ano bang dapatkonggawin…

Ganitopalayung feeling na nag didinnerkanang mag isasabahaymona may mabigatkangproblema, kahitmasarapangdinner mo, like I have tonight, a bucket of fried chicken, coke, rice and fries, wala eh! Paranghindiko man malasahan, hanggangsa…

Oh no…

Im crying

Crying again

Gusto ko man tawaginsibesjonathan, napipigilanako, alamnyona, matatalakathonlangako nun…

Tinaposkonalangangpagkain, ilagayangmgapinagkainansalababo, bukaskonalangitohuhugasan, tinatamadako, naghugasng flower, ay! Walapalaako nun! Naghugasng face, nagtootbrush, nagpalitngpanjama, hindinaakonaligo, tinatamadako, at natulog…

KINABUKASAN.

Anyare…

Bat angdamingtaosalabasng company building namin, as in! saaminlang, papalapitnaakonangmapansinko, at, teka! Mga hombre! As in mga boys! Hotboys!

RALLY BOYS- HASHTAGS AND BIDAMAN BOYS

At may plakardssila, rally lang?

Hanggangsa… teka…

Name koyungnakasulat dun ah!

Oohawaknungmgalalakengnaka blue jeans, rubber shoes at nakatopless, na may yummy biceps, triceps, at abs napuropogisila, sa placard ay may nakasulat:

LEAGUE OF GENTELMEN

BAN MS SASHA FIERCE!

DELETE GAYDAR APP!

Atbp!

Kaya, pumuntaakosagitnangmgalalakeng nag-rarally.

After kongmakasingitsadagatngmgatao, lumuhodakosagitna, samismong entrance ng building namin, at sumigawng: “VIDA! ANAK KO…. VIDA!... VIDA!....

ISINUSUMPA KO!

IPAPAKITA KO SA INYO

KUNG ANONG DEMONYO

ANG ITINAPON NINYO SA IMPIYERNO!

BABALIKAN KO KAYO!

BABALIKAN KO KAYO!”- with matching iyakiyak at turuturo pa sakanila,natulalaanglahat, hanggangsa, nagtawanananglahat, sanaynaako!, sanaynaakongpinagtatawananangisangbekinatuladko, nangbiglang may umepal, SO, IKAW PALA SI MS, SASHA FIERCE?

ION PEREZ AS BENEDICT, LEADER OF THE LEAGUE OF GENTELMEN

Ay! Angpoging hombre! At urr… angputi, ma muscles, sarapng abs, madaming tattoo!

Nawalaakosa focus kaya, kumurapako at sinabing, ooakonga! At bakit?

Hahaha! Baklangmukhangsunogna Barbie doll! Ito naangkatapusanng career mo!

At bakitaber?Sagotko

May nilabassiyasa bag niya, alammoba kung anoito?

Ano pa! eh di papel!, sarkastikokongsagot,

Hahahanakakatawakapalangbaklahano?,etolangnamanang termination papers para ma delete angbasuramong GAYDAR APP at angpangalawangpapel, ay parasayo! Para matanggalkasakumpanyangito!

Ah! Ganon?,sabiko, lumingonlingonmunaakosapaligidligid at sakto, may daraananpalaako!, kung maipapasamoyansa book ko! Babush!,sabayhawikosa mag taosakanan, balak pa kongpigilanng pa epalnalalake, eh, hangalnaman! Nakalusotako, sa backdoor ng building namin, nahawiko pa simanong guard, sorry naman!

ITUTULOY.

AUTHORS NOTE: oh ayan, nakapag update naako ah, salamatposamatiyaganinyongpagaantaysawattpad, booklet or dreame, nagulat kayo noh? Si kuya escort nasa story ko, well isalangyansamga twists ng story kongito, well,  sananaman mag comment naman kayo kung ok baitong story na to, vote and put these in your w*****d, booklat of dreame app, pls! pls! pls! librenaman to eh! Walangbayad! Ayawnyoyun?

Hanggangsasusunodna update! Mwah!