The Cat's TaleI mean, I know this whole bizarre set-up is just a thought-experiment. That's not a hell of a lot of consolation stuck here inside this box, I can tell you. Soon as I'm out of here, I'm ripping your damn face off with my claws, no questions asked. Assuming I get out of here alive, of course.
Because, yeah, yeah, I may be dead already and just haven't noticed. Or wait, no, I'm dead and I'm alive. Both at the same time. Actually, I get that. If I catch a mouse and drop it on the floor, a lot of the time it'll just lie there. Could be dead, which is boring, could be just playing dead, waiting for its chance to scuttle off, which is fun. See? It's alive and dead. That's not rocket science is it? No need for your fancy radiation and hydrocyanic-poisoning rig. No violation of anim
