"You won't believe what happened today!" I said on the call and I heard him mumbling in sleep.
"Theo, I hope you saw the clock before calling me, right. It's two in the morning. Why the hell would you disturb my sleep?" I heard him growl from the other end and my smile only widened. Ah, the love I am feeling right now.
"I got hit by a truck." I lied. Well, what can I say? I'm evil.
"You..... what? Then why the f**k were you sounding so chirpy? Wait, did you hit your head too hard? And please tell me, you got yourself in the hospital. Because I swear to God, Theo, if your niggard self thought you don't need a doctor, I'll....... "
"Woah, woah, woah. Calm down, Kyle. I was joking. Just trying to get you out of your sleep. Guess, it worked." I said, preparing myself the cusses of the y
