Down & Dirty Sneak Peek
Chapter 1Cleaning up after a vampire rave sucks.
Pun intended.
My first one, I came armed with a whole truckload of hydrogen peroxide, expecting blood stains everywhere. In my mind, they covered the walls and floors and ceilings. I expected something like what a plasma donation center would look like if it was run by someone hopped up on way too much Mountain Dew.
It turns out, though, that vampires are not messy eaters. You might even say they don’t like to waste a single drop of their meal. It’s sacred to them the way Ho-Ho’s were to my seventh-grade math teacher.
So yeah, it’s not the prospect of scrubbing away blood stains that’s getting me down as I drive through the warehouse district searching each building for the 6669 the vamps paint on the wall of the
