ROOMMATES AND THE OLD DEAD SEAMAN“What’s dat in dat package?”
“It’s a little urn of my Grandfather’s ashes. Mother had him cremated and she sent a small portion to all of his Grandchildren.”
“It looks like a little genie bottle. If I rub it, will a little genie pop out and give me good luck?”
“I’m lucky I was at home to receive them.”
“The UPS man thought he was lucky too.”
“He seemed rather distressed. You had the poor guy on his knees sucking that piece of yours. At least, when I came into the room he was able to break free and run.”
“He run ‘cause your ass caught us. Nobody told him to grab my dick.”
“Nobody told you to answer the door in those hideous boxers where half the front is missing. I’m sure you forced the poor man to his knees.”
“I slapped him for waking my ass up. Whe
