THE ROAD TRIP“I can’t believe you rented this little two-seater Porsche for our trip to New Orleans.”
“I was cheaper than cheap.”
“I offered to take my car.”
“I wanted something sexy. That minivan ain’t gonna catch me no niggas.”
“It’s not meant to catch ‘niggas.’ It’s intended to take people to church.”
“Daddy Longlegs knows how to bus in that money. You need to let me use that bus so I can haul in niggas in to watch me dance.”
“I’ll do no such thing. Oh, this little car. Do you have to drive with your legs gapped so wide? You’re bumping my leg. And there’s no way for me to recline. The convertible top is stuffed behind us.”
“You the one wanted to take that ol’ man’s ashes and dump them in the river.”
“Grandpa loved the river. It’s only fitting that his soul rests there in peace,
