THE SUNDAY DINNER“Um Excuse me. I’m trying to get Sunday dinner together for my friends.”
“You cookin dinner for some special nigga. All them spices and seasonings opening my nose and making my d**k hard ain’t for no friends.”
“I have no control over your nose and your d**k. But I do have friends coming over. Now move.”
“Them high yella queens from Daddy Longlegs church?”
“These are friends from my theology school. One is going to seminary to be a priest.”
“He gone be gettin that young boi d**k when he finish.”
“Your mind is lower than a snake’s. Get out of the way so I can toss this salad.”
“I’m not stopping you. I can help toss that salad.”
“Standing in the way butt naked with the refrigerator wide open is not helping. I don’t want your nakedness around my food or my salad.”
“Yo
