MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL“You know I don’t know nothing about football.”
“That’s why I’m watchin’ the game and you laying here with your face next to my d**k. Every time my team scores a touchdown, you gonna suck my dick.”
“I hope they never score.”
“You a lie. Lay your head back down there. They getting ready to kick a field goal. Don’t make me get up and tackle your ass. If I catch you, I’m gonna spank your end zone like I’m an old grandpa.”
“You can’t catch me.”
“You trying to make me miss the game. “
“Nobody tell you to be looking at me. I’m straightening up the living room.”
“You supposed to have your head between my thighs.”
“Play with your own balls or play with theirs on TV. Ow!”
“I told you I was gonna spank you like a Grandpa.”
“Eat my ass.”
“How am I going to see the gam
