LATE NIGHT ON THE PATIO“I hope the cops don’t smell that stuff as they pass by patrolling. They’ll get you for possession and indecent exposure.”
“You out here too and in your bikini drawers.”
“They just as legal as speedos. They’ll let me go after I tell them where your stash is.”
“You would turn me in, wouldn’t you? If what I’m doing bothers you, take your pooched out little booty back into the house.”
“I came out to get some air. Need to think about my next sermon for the Young People’s Day Service.”
“How ‘bout, thou shall not suck no d**k but this one?”
“Keep your filthy thoughts away from me. Save them for your tricks and those poor fools you bring home from the club. I want to enjoy God’s starry night.”
“I want you to enjoy his big dipper. You knew I was out here. I peeped a
