ROOMMATES ON d**k DOT COM“What’s with the pig mask? It’s cute but it’s nowhere near Halloween.”
“It’s for you, nigga.”
“For me? It’s not my birthday. I’m sure it’s a prop from one of your wretched shows you put on at the club or at the spa. Only God knows where that snout has been.
“It’ll go up your ass if you don’t put it on.”
“I’ll say. Why don’t you call up that fish tramp that you hang out with and put it to some good use? I’m sure she could use a good snout up her t**t. Oh, forgive me, Lord. Rebuke Satan in this house.”
“Aw baby, why don’t you put it on for me?”
“Oh so now my name is ‘Baby.” It’s been nigga so long, I’ve forgotten the name my Mother gave me.”
“You like all them names I be calling you. You know you do.”
“It would be nice to hear ‘Omar’ sometimes or some variati
