I Still Love Jason B
Ethan
"What are you watching?"
"Horrible Bosses."
"Again?"
"Jason Bateman, Ethan. Jason. Freaking. Bateman."
"You like him?"
"No. I love him."
"Wow. I mean, I've heard of women having crushes on a lot of celebrities but never him."
"More for me, then."
"Oh my gosh. Now who's the dork?"
"What can I say? You're rubbing off on me."
"I'd like to rub something on you."
"Well this turned weird super fast."
"You're the one with a crush on Teen Wolf," I tease her. One of my favorite pastimes.
"He's hilarious! I can't help it! Looks only last for so long, a funny guy with a great personality is for life."
"So you're saying I can go bald and get fat and ugly and you wouldn't care as long as I make you laugh?"
"You're pretty sure of yourself to assume I think yo
