The Rich and The Poor:A Loss Of Everything You Stood For At The Time Of The Start And End Of The Mayberry Race
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The end of the race is supposed to be the epic crossing the line saga, but this day began with fireworks at the starting ceremony. Elujah Redrocket was slated to play the star of the fantasy musical show, the rumor mill was agog with his mighty sandwick scene in the tale, A Drekman Sayeth: The Scroll Of Darkness at the time. The newspapers quoted him as saying, "For trillon quids and a hearty marmalade salad, I would sing like a canary in a cave! He wrote his epitah when they ran it, hot off the presses! Day after day, in big furry letters. The icing was on the cake, the marmelade on the biscuit, the apple in the piecrust, the poop was in the pantry. Egads, he was a good egg, but not much on sowing the seeds of morning, he fell flat on his face because of this minor escapade. So the big headliner was dead on the day of the race, another must be found! It took a minute, but The Serrot Pontious was quietly booked and snooked for the aptly named role of Serrot The Pontious! A thriller for the crowd, he was born a duron peaser and he was on a von voyageur to the stars! He made the role of The Settler seem somehow romantic, a melodrama for the spies that cannot stand Spiders Juffaxa and will kill on demand when confronted with these scary creatures! Ooh, what a scary scene, all legs and black fibers amidst the bones and guts was quite a alarming spectacle! For the crowd as well as the staff! Amazing choreographic structure, a delight of sentapidel moves that hypnotized a nation of blurry eyed fools! None was long for the stage, each actor had a 24 second part in each of the three acts! Amazing to see the slouchy movements and the unbridled fear in the ranks!
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