The 34th Lemonade MooStand And 83rd Encounter With The Sardo
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A crackdown on a pool table pulling down eight balls on a scale of one to one hundred ribbons, the color of chartreuse, perfectly green and yellow, but more green than green!
A tournament of wits and a worldly appreciation of the arts and crafts of the future.
The blue ribbon had Vespy's name all over it! It rang loudly in the vestibules of time. Louder than a truckload of cackling old maids on the way to the slaughterhouse. Vespy preened in the solid silver mirror hung by the podium. A pretty winner had never been before. All past winners, UGGO! He prodded the flesh between his eyes, rubbing away the tension , tender mocks of cilacter della brunis was all he needed to be a pretty boy and flame-retardant as well as four times ultra refined to come in First Place. A Winning Combination would lay in the pieces for that big WIN, the happy happy joy joy ulitimate grand prize and Superab SAMMax 3000 dollar Ebay Prepaid VISA card! A special prize indeed! It meant Vespy would be ordering all the DICE he ever wanted! Pink ones, blue ones, red ones, green ones, rainbow sherbet set of six, grape metallic with white pips, lilac purple green with pink pips, a 6 piece set of handcarved skullery dice, bronze metallic dice, the planets collide colorama edition, set of 12. The white dice with pink or green pips, the pink dice with red pips, the four foot square six-sided dice, bleu with cinnamon dustland orange pips or royal moniker green. Ah, the list goes on, the pokeman series set of 48 dice, aguawater deedoile and redded tri-montage. Ah, the selection was never ending and so many to choose from. It was a meeker mouse in the soup tureen that day. Dally was on the beeding and bauble brigade. It was shoe-in to win the coveted classy vendem alluded mass. It was a freakshow, let me tell you about the day Rehinna left a stubbled freed gonut with ladicle delight. Rehinna thought she had,forgot the riddle but she remembers the words and the melody is the same as Beethoven Sonata #23. Bridge at eight o' clock. Bend the rod and bend the pipe. Dent the marshmallow in sausage peppers and popcorn balls. He ate a lot of the sausage peppers, but it was kind of bland, no fizz, no sizzle, no zippety! The red sky left a mark on the moonball to the north. Vespy saw it all in the yellow auditorium. Please keep to the back of,line and wait until the name of a skid row bum on the skids. Lefty, Lisa, Labia? No way. The fruit delivery is sanctioned by the roman catholic church at daybreak. The rum has left the man a stump. Queer fellow, one leg and a stump? Weird. A strange bird, a stranger to my eyes, a stranger in the dark alleyway, the stranger, stranger things have happened, a strange brew, ken, what's inside of you.
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