The Dark Lord Just Ate My Soul
“Wow!”
Even though this is Keira’s third ‘wow,’ I don’t blame her. The white mansion in front of us is what you’d see broadcasted on an episode of MTV’s Cribs. But inside are two very humble, very non-pretentious people.
I’ve met Sebastian and Rachel, Maddy’s parents, twice, and I can see where Cherry Pie gets her good nature from. They’re incredible people; they don’t deserve the two other sacks of s**t they sadly call their children.
Juliet, aka rancid v****a, is Maddy’s stepsister who deserves bad things, very bad things to happen to her. She makes evil look like a fluffy puppy wearing a pink bow. She not only made Cherry Pie’s life hell, but she took Dixon for a ride and almost ruined him. If that isn’t enough of an excuse to hang her out to dry, then
