Wu Long is still searching on the whereabouts of his master. The disappearance of his master was quite tragic and was caused by his imperial mother, the Empress!
It all happened when the first prince and his master attended the marriage of General Cui. The empress was still wallowing in despair because she always say that she was missing something.
And Wu Long could't tell her about Hua Yiqie because he knows his master would go berserk on him if he leaks out such information.
Before Hei Xie and Hei Lan left to attend the marriage of the young general, Wu Long was called to imperial garden by the empress.
"Greetings your-"
She stopped him, "Forgo the formalities."
Wu Long was still kneeling in front of the Empress waiting for her order, however his instincts tells him he was in a dangerous place.
His palms turned sweaty whilst he nervously tried to speculate the reason why he was called. His heartbeat got louder when a pair of embroided shoes were in front of him.
"I want you to be a little tail to Hei Xie."
Did she find it out!
He finally sighed in relief upon hearing her spoke, "I want you to guard my sons, as a mother I can't help but worry about their safety even if they are capable enough to protect themselves."
Wu Long was relieved upon hearing her reason, he was even moved and decided to succeed on his task when the empress tapped his shoulder, it was a sign that the empress trusts him.
"Thank you for your efforts," the empress said with a smile which even made him slightly teary as his efforts to get along with the hot and cold attitude of the young master is finally recognized.
When the naive young dragon left, the empress looked at her palms that patted the back of Wu Long with a triumphant smile she pridefully implied, "I haven't yet lost my touch on placing a surveillance spell."
Not a minute had passed and there were shuffling and rustling behind the trees, fake mountains and even the roof.
Three pairs of hands held her hand and giggles could be heard.
"Mother, you are so cool!"
"Mother, your hand is a divine weapon!"
"Mother, you are my idol!"
The empress pulled herself away, "Alright, ladies enough with the flattery, we shall then find out the secret of the stinky Hei Xie."
Wu Long tailed his master as ordered, but he was surprised to meet little bun.
"Blue!"
However, it was for a short time because a crazy dishevelled woman stole her from him and madly run into the carriage. She shoved the little bun inside the carriage and pushed the driver of the carriage away. In the end the mother and son whisk away.
Before he could think of what he must do, a ringing bell resonated on his ears, the scenery before him started changing.
He was back in the imperial garden!
His nervousness retuned and before they could call him, he pivoted his heels and decided to skedaddle. Unfortunately, his plans were foiled when muslins flew and wrapped around his legs, he was pulled to the ground.
He heard footsteps rushing towards him and the muslins were like snakes coiling around him. He tried to squirm and struggle his way out, but he stopped when four pairs of embroidered shoes were in front of him.
He gulped and looked up, only to meet the darkened expression of the ladies, with a sheepish smile he tried to flatter himself out of the situation.
"Your highnesses look all dazzling and beautiful today."
Unfortuantely he flattered himself to be tied upside down a tree.
"Wu Long, so you mean to say by your earlier statement that we are only beautiful today, but tomorrow we aren't?"
He hurriedly shook his head to save his skin.
"Ladies, we transported him back to asked about the little boy who called him Blue and the very spitting image of Hei Xie!"
Wu Long was now waiting for his master's rescue, which would happen in his dream whilst being roasted by the Hei ladies about Hua Yiqie.
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Hei Lan and Hei Xie returned back to the imperial palace unaware of the danger, all the princes were called by the emperor to the throne room.
"Greetings to imperial father," they all bowed.
"Sons," hearing their father's casual tone they all look up and nearly laughed their ass off.
The face of the emperor is full of rogue powder, cheeks are tinted pink, and his lips is bloody red. His hair is also styled and had many ornaments. His robe was also that of a woman!
Hei Lan was the first one to laugh his ass off.
"Father you look more gorgeous than the goddess of beauty!"
He was also followed by Hei Mu who was rolling on the floor holding his belly as he laughed heartily.
"Father I agree with Brother Lan hahahaha!"
Hei Xie was also smiling and amused dance in his eyes however they were all struck by a realization.
"Father don't tell me they-!"
"They're all around the imperial palace crawling and when everyone is not looking they grab you crazily!"
"Mother is drunk is she?" they all ask in unison.
Thunder crackled when their father nodded and they all felt shivers on their spine. Why? Because the empress is crazy when she is drunk. She can flip the whole Hei empire upside down!
"And not only that--"
The emperor suddenly hid behind the throne when the door slowly creaked, it made a sliding noise.
Hei Lan nearly faint at the sight of his son who is huffing like he run in a marathon. He closed the door and tried to look around for a place to hide.
Until his sight landed on his father Hei Lan he tearfully ran and hugged his father's thighs.
Hei Lan looked stunned as he looks at his son dressed very cutely on a hanfu, while ornaments jiggled in his head everytime he ran. His face is also full of rogue powder and his lips were pink.
He carried the child sobbing and he wipes his face full of a rogue.
"Your sisters and even my daughter-in-law, Quo Lin, are drunk!" The emperor warned while poking his head behind the throne.
The empress is bad news, however if the women in their household were drunk it is already hell for them!
"Hurry! Hurry we must hide!" Hei Mu ushered his brothers, while hiding also behind the throne.
"Find your own hiding spot!" the emperor pushes his son away.
"Father you heartless jerk hurry and give us a room to hide too!" Hei Mu complains while the four meatbags were lump behind the throne. They had no time to argue when they hear giggles.
"Father!"
"Shu' er!"
"Xiao Xie!"
"Hubby!"
"Mumu! Lanlan!" the giggles and calling of the girls sounded terrifying, like sirens that were singing in an off tune melody.
"Husband emperor are you playing hide in seek just like old times hehe!"
"Hubby Lanlan! I can't find Shu er! Are we playing hide in seek! Then if I find you let us dress you up prettily then let you parade in the whole Hei empire!" Quo Lin happily harped.
"Good idea sister! Let's find them and dress them up prettily! Hahaha, I know that men will go olala over them if they saw them all!," Hei Fei laughed.
The men all gulped behind the throne while they heard the discussion of the women. And they all came up with one conclusion 'Women are scary!'
"Of course men would ogle over them! They are more beautiful than those goddesses of stars," Hei Lei happily harped while looking down at them behind the throne room.
Her voice made them all shivered and they know they've been found. In panic, their father cast a spell to teleport in another place but due to his distortedness, he teleported them on the reincarnation site.
"Father you know we can't escape mother!"
The souls reincarnating howled like wolves and hearts were in their eyes when they saw the emperor!
The emperor angrily covered his face with his sleeves.
"Oh if it isn't Emperor Hei Zhi, the ruler of all the demons, are you here to make trouble!" One of the ministers of the King of Hell waved his hands.
"Your appearance is quite surprising!" he happily chirp.
"Is your wife on it again! Aiya! Your wife is always crazy when drunk! Remember the time when she stole the pearl of the water kingdom then nearly flooded the Hei Kingdom, because she wanted to see what the kingdom is like inside the ocean! Haha, that was a thrill!" he laughed heartily.
"Yeah and now she has backups! My daughters and even the wife of my son!" Emperor Hei Zhi said distressed.
"Oh well, one cunning woman is a headache. Four women are like hellhounds! So good luck," and poof he disappeared.
"Husband!" the Empress opened a portal and happily walked out with her daughters.
"You all run away are we that bad! You men will never understand us women!" the Empress suddenly shifted her mood and cried pitifully.
'We will really never understand women' they all thought.
"You see a little tail said I had a grandson!"
"I am an aunt," the girl's harp in unison.
"Of course Love, we have Su'er," Hei Lan reminded.
But his wife just shook her head and happily points at Hei Xie.
"Hei Xie is your brother in law and you girls are his siblings! And your son, mother!" Hei Mu explains but they all shook their head in unison.
"Well, we were happy so we celebrated, but were also hurt because Xiao Xie really didn't want us to know that he has a son! Wuwuwu! Xiao Xie am I a bad mother to make you hide your son?"
"Are we not worthy enough to be an aunt for your child!" Hei Fei and Hei Lei argued.
The men glared at Hei Xie because this is all his fault.
"Then the one we felt three years ago?" Hei Mu questions, the ladies all nodded in unison.
"So who's this little tail?" asked Hei Xie, he wanted to strangle that dragon!
"Hmmph, it was Wu Long ahaha we captured him second and tortured him to tell his greatest secret!" the empress clapped her hands. "And we really were surprised!"
"Then where is he?" the women asked dangerously.
Hei Xie sighed in defeat, "I can't find him, his mother has hidden him so well."
"Then what we heard from Wu Long is true! You used the woman and threw her away, so she had been in hiding because she was hurt! How could I have a heartless son/brother/ brother-in-law!" the women said in unison.
They all attacked Hei Xie at the same time!
Of course, he knew that he can't hurt them so he was only dodging them. He thought that his brothers would help him but they were all stoned due to the shocking news.
Unfortunately, when his mother was about to deliver her final blow due to her hanfu being longer, because it was meant for the inside she slipped and went flying head onto him.
They both rolled on the ground and crashed to the cauldron protecting, he wrapped his mother in a protective hug as he was about to use his powers the Empress suddenly raised her head!
The pain of her head crashing onto his chin made him dizzy, they were thown towards the cauldron, their impact caused shock on the object it made a cracking sound.
But Hei Xie was very alert, before the soup could even land on his mother he had pushed her away.
"Hisss," he groaned in pain as he felt the hot sting of the soup pouring on his face!
Unfortunately, the empress was thrown near the reincarnation circle, she was possessed by the spirit of wine and due to crashing her head on his chin, she was dizzier than a lost fish.
As soon as she stood she felt her world churn, her body swayed and she was about to fell on the reincarnation circle! The Emperor and his demon princes hurriedly casted a spell to pull her away from danger.
She successfuly got out of trouble but the concentrated magical powers of the Emperor and the princes became a vortex that pulled everyone.
Unfortunately, Hei Xie was caught off guard, again, as he was still bitterly feeling the pain of the hot soup. Now, he was struggling from the pulling force of the vortex whilst everyone were holding into something else.
He hurriedly pulled out his sword and detroyed the vortex, but upon destroying the vortex and it gave a powerful blast. Sending him flying to the reincarnation circle!
Alas, his fate to reincarnate was sealed!