Chapter 1: The Most Idiotic Way to die
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"Bai Ling! Must you be stubborn hurry now and use this gown," her mother growled.
"Mama if I wear that gown I would look like a clown because I always trip on them," she implied while picking her ears.
"But honey you look pretty in this dress and when did you ever trip?"
"Really Mama? Remember my prom, birthday, uncle Jin's party, Papa's party and the worst the red carpet of my beloved sister's awarding night. Look my face is now flat due to those falling and I have violated enough the floor later it would complain that my fat lips keep on taking advantage of it. So spare me mama and at least let my face rest for this month," she said sighing.
"Alright dear, I'll let you rest today. You may not attend the party," her mother comforted while looking at her daughter's red nose that was freshly splatted on the floor last week.
She stifled a laugh.
"Aye, mama don't laugh at your daughter's misery and get out now before you'll be late!"
"Adieu," bid her mom and left.
Sighing she decided to have a relaxing bath. The warm water and bubbles envelop her body easing her tense body and her sore nose.
"How long has it been since I started to live in this boring world?" she asks herself sighing. Closing her eyes she dozes off and drowned to her death.
"Oiiii, little beauty, wakey wakey," a voice called.
Waking up she look around only to see that she was in a white place and in front of her sat a teenager with a weird costume like his in a cosplay of the medieval times.
"Who-"
"Welcome soul number 184,084,849,377 Miss Bai Ling I suppose," he confirmed.
"Am I dead?" she asked.
"To answer your question, absolutely dead as a fish out of the water," he smiled.
"So are you sad? What are your regrets?"
"No regrets, of course, I feel sad leaving my family. And of course embarrassed!! How could I die in the most idiotic way! At least I should have died in a more logical way. Dying while drowning in the sea is better not in a f*cking bathtub! Aye, my dignity being a dead person is crushed!"
Bai Ling lamented while rolling on the ground which made the teenager laugh so hard.
"You're so mean, enjoying my misery," she sulked in a corner. "I'm never gonna reincarnate or pass until I correct my way of dying!"
"Now, now, little one let's go back to business. Your death is indeed fated however you can no longer return to that world."
"Eh, why?! Then I'll just stay in here," she said nonchalantly.
"That's also a nooo!!" the teenager was stressed, never in his entire life had he met an oddball.
"Che," she cursed then turned her back around him.
"Anyway, I have already found a perfect world for you. Now, Bai Ling live your life to the fullest and find your happiness," the teenager smiled which made her look at him in disbelief.
A flick of his finger and she fell in an abyss.
"Also, I have a gift for you," was all she heard and she landed heavily on something.
She can feel heavy pants, her body was hot she felt like she was being roasted and what's the worst part is that her jewel felt pain.
Stretching her arms she hugged a strong firm back. She tried opening her eyes and saw an unknown man eating her tofu!
'If this is his gift, I swear to all gods and goddesses I shall hunt that teenager for life!'
She smelled a flowery fragrance which intensified her desire.
'Is that what they call an aphrodisiac! Mother of all. I'll skin whoever drugged me!'
All she could do was complain and complain until she lost consciousness.
A young lady woke up in the aurora. Feeling sore all over clueless of what happened. She felt she was violated and all she could do was cry her heart out. Her dignity was trampled, what would her mother and father say, what about her lover? She held a hairpin and sliced her wrists!
That above was all Bai Ling's imagination. She woke up at dawn and looked indifferently at the man. Holding the hairpin, her intention was clear, she wanted murder!
But for some reason every attempt she did a barrier kept blocking her.
"Tsk," she held a dark expression whilst cursing many times in her head.
She gave a sigh of relief because after fumbling on the complicated robes she now has threads on her body.
She was in the medieval times due to the historic clothes she wore. And if someone found out she lost her precious purity the crowd will scorn her and stone her to death so overall, survival is a must!
Quietly limping she left the place but it was a challenge for her because she was actually in an ancient palace.
Muttering a hundred curses of how her bad luck soared within a day she still managed to knock a maid, disguised as one and extract an information, she was able to find the exit.
"Halt! Where are you going?!" The guards called her attention.
Not raising her head she answered meekly, "The master ordered this servant to send a very important message to his loyal general."
She continued her lies smoothly while showing a piece of handkerchief, "You can read the letter if you want to?"
"N-No, of course, you may go," for some reason the guards looked terrified, she beamed in realization- was this the same as the CN novel male protagonist she had always read, the cold and bloodthirsty type?
The way they hurriedly cleared her way and even give her a horse confirmed her hypothesis, but it was puzzling for the horse's mane and the tail were burning with blue fire, even its eyes emitted blue light, such an odd horse.
Her eyes were glued to the horse she had mounted, what she didn't expect was upon thy opened gates there were islands floating in the sky!
The horse neighed and blasted running not giving her the time to react.
"......."
'I am a stone. No, I am stoned!'
Her eyes didn't dare wander and look merely in front because below her was a wallowing abyss, she tried hard to imitate a stone as she feared falling in such dreary hole.
"Where the heck did you reincarnated me!!" She shouted at the top of her lung as a magical portal appeared and engulfed her whole, sending her to another mystical place!
- Writer
