Chapter 2: One Plus Two equals Baby
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Bai Ling wondered aimlessly until she settled on an island inhabited by beasts that transforms into humans, not a hundred percent though.
She sat at the bay of a lake, examining her current self, she mumbled in unhappiness, "In the novels the MCs usually became too OP and beautiful, expectations are very deadly."
Her appearance didn't change nor her IQ, who knows about her EQ, she was after all a bum in her last life.
She decided to search the memory of the body she currently occupies, her current name was Hua Chun Meili the daughter of the goddess of spring and the god of winter. She was their last child among their seven children.
One day they were playing in the forest of plums then she got lost and a lady wearing a green hanfu offered her help, who would've thought it was a push to her demise.
However, along their merry way to the divirginizing scenario Hua Chun Meili was actually allergic to aphrodisiac that caused her death, yes, it was also weird for Bai Ling that an aphrodisiac could kill a deity, shouldn't a deity be immortal?
"I swear I'll revenge you to that horrid woman Chun Meili!"
But this determination will soon fade because her habit of being a lazy bum had turned her body to immersed on being idle and rendered her brain to rust.
Two months pass in a blink of an eye she woke up in the morning then suddenly felt nauseated.
She tried to barf her vomit outside the window but to no avail, nothing came out. Holding her tummy she cried loudly to the wicked youth who transported her in this weird world.
"I am sure I am pregnant!" Hua Chun Meili grudgingly curses a thousand times to the man who r***d her and to the woman who caused her demise.
In the underworld, a certain god sneezed. Min, his trusted aide, thought his master might be sick.
"Min, have you found my sacred beast yet," he asks.
Min felt a scorching gaze and he trembled like a leaf, that sacred beast was his master's favourite.
It was gifted by his imperial mother and he suffered his part and the guards who gave the sacred beast to that maid for two months if he ever finds that maid he shall skin her alive!
In the nowhere island, Hua Chun Meili sneezed then pulled the horse away from the lake after bathing it [the horse did all the self bathing she had just done the pulling]. She named the horse Little Blue because she loved those blue little flames he emits.
The horse suddenly neighed and charge at the bush. She suddenly felt alarmed and protectively wrapped her tummy.
The horse came out then threw a fox with clothes! She had already known the inhabitants of the islands but seeing them in a close range surprised her.
The fox suddenly transformed into a human but still retained the fox ears and tail.
"Who are you?" She asked in a worried tone.
"Ahm..em. I am sorry my lady but I am the chief in this village," he informed which shocked her.
Village? She has never seen any other living thing since they moved in here with a little blue.
"Village," then she looked behind the fox, there were bunch of different animals with clothes. She had actually thought they didn't have such social system, but who would've thought.
"Is there something wrong? Have I caused any trouble?" She asked worriedly hoping that they won't kick her out. Where would she and her child go?
"Oh no no no none at all. In fact, because of you the evil spirits dispersed from this place. And we just want to thank you. Of course, you may stay in our small island goddess," he said politely then bowed.
The little animals also transformed and bowed to her. Okay? What is this twist of the story? It's just a coincidence that she passed there and as for the evil spirits they were talking about, maybe they left not because of her. Anyway, why don't she just play along besides she has nowhere to go.
Nine months flew in a blink she was, of course, living harmoniously with the animal village. They were kind to her and she helped them with their crops since she is a goddess, of course she has powers. Which in truth she was still mastering it and was only experimenting on the poor crops of those kind villagers!
She carried her child for eleven months and was quite abnormal for her, because in her past world nine months was okay for the child. So she couldn't help but worry that her child might be abnormal or worse what if her child was dead and she had never known it.
She started pacing back and forth until suddenly her tummy started to ache and she felt contractions. Little Blue, who felt something happened to her, hurriedly galloped and knelt for her to ride on. He, then gently but hurriedly ran to the healer of the village.
Good thing the horse was a clever one, Hua Chun Meili thought. While she was lying on a bed being helped by the midwife, Mrs.Racoo, to birth.
"Now Miss Hua gather all your energy and push, one, two, three!" She instructed to her.
Then with all her might she pushed and pushed, but what's weird was a dark aura submerged around her and covered her all over.
Mrs.Raccoon just only thought that deities childbirth were unique than their own and it must be a process during their childbirth.
Hua Chun Meili pushed until a cry of a baby resonated in every corner of the room. The piercing pain was finally gone she couldn't help but lie her weary body on the straw bed.
"Aye, a young healthy bouncing baby god has been born," Mrs. Raccoon excitingly implied. With a bright smile she cleaned and wrapped the baby then gave it to her.
"Beautiful," all her life everything was dull and she thought the world was too ugly.
But when she held the little dumpling on her arms she thought he was the most beautiful thing she had seen in her life.
Her child, her life and her everything, Hua Yiqie.
Outside the hut, every villager looked at Little Blue weirdly because the horse suddenly transformed into half demon form- a human body with pointy ears and he had scales on his eyes, he bowed like a royalty had been born.
In the underworld, seated under a plum tree he was sleeping peacefully his eyes darted upon feeling a familiar sensation.
The mark on his forehead glowed red, his purple iris became hooded and he remained still, unmoving, deep in his thoughts.
Min also looked afar and as if a vibration sent his body to shiver he bowed in front of his master.
Meanwhile....
All the maids, guards and soldiers bowed as if something has occurred phenomenally. The empress, emperor and their children all felt a connection.
The empress squealed in happiness and thought her grandchild has finally came through her second child.
"Rejoice, is that your child Hei Lan?" The Empress questioned.
But the demon prince shrugged and spoke sheepishly, "Mom, Linlin is not yet due and for the record that aura we felt was a boy I believe mine is a little princess."
"Then who's child would that be? This phenomenon happened also when Xiao Xie was born. That child would be outstanding and talented!"
The empress angrily spat and grudgingly stomp her foot throwing a tantrum like a child.
"For 500 thousand years I waited and waited for a grandchild. Then when you, Lanlan, settled down I was excited about having a grandchild. Because Leilei, Mumu, and Feifei never wanted to marry," she demanded whilst she had a wronged expression, "I could still hear the haunting pitter patter of little legs running around the corridor, can you also hear it?"
Silence.
"No, right," she sobbed, "Because you all are unwilling to give me one.. err no.. two.. three... No! I want a dozen!"
Her children suddenly felt the pressure while the emperor quietly comforts his wife.
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