Maleficent and I are ready for the so called dinner. We all know what is actually expected to happen after dinner. Great f**k, obviously! We arrived at Maria and Arthur’s villa, they greeted us and invited us in, telling us how honored they are to have us in their house. We eat and drink some champagne, making just some small talk. I decide to hold a toast and put all the cards on the table,it is pointless to go on pretending to be friends or something else. “ I would like to make this toast for you our hosts, Maria and Arthur. You Maria were my first love and I thank you for opening my stoned heart. You Arthur are a loyal soldier and I thank you for everything. And to my love, my only one true love, Maleficent, my darling, I love you and only you!” We all clink our glasses, drink it

