BEST FRIENDS

Episode 4

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· Friends who slay together, stay together.

· God made us best friends because He knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

· When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

· You are my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.

· Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m outgoing, but my best friends know that I’m completely insane.

· Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.

· We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.

· We will always be best friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends.

· True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.

· Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

· When my best friend and I first met, we were both like, “You’re really weird.”

· I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends so we can walk through walls and scare people.

· Just remember, if we get caught, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English.

· We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.

· Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face.

· Friends never ask for food. Best friends are the reason you have no food.

· A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A great friend adds booze.

· Friendship is finding that special someone you can enjoy being a dumbass with.

· If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real.

· Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you.

· Never let your friends feel lonely… disturb them all the time.

· Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house just take a nap.

· I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.

· If you aren’t somewhat crazy in the head, I’m afraid we can’t be friends.

· If you don’t own matching shirts, are you really friends?

· A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

· One friend can change your whole life. I know (name) did.

· When it hurts to look back and you’re afraid to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there.