"Carlos, get your ass over here," she calls over at Carlos. He comes over suspiciously and she tackles him with a tight hug. "Whoa, Hannah, what's up?" he chuckles. "Aw, I'm so happy you f****d my best friend," she giggles. "Hannah!" I gasp loudly then laugh. "Yeah, I f****d her good," he smirks then winks at me. "That's just sick, both of you shut up," I grin. "Oh god, twins, Carlos, thank you," she says. "I helped make the babies too, you know," I point out and they laugh. "What's going on?" Rachel asks, sitting down beside us while looking at us all suspiciously. "Nothing is, we're just excited about um....Simon's birthday in five weeks," I lie and the others nod along. "Oh, yeah, the big eighteen, the mating day," Rachel finishes. "Hey, it could be you," Hannah notes. "Prob

