Humping the Chief Risk Officer I woke up with a start on that July morning when my phone started ringing. It still seemed dark outside. I panicked- thinking there was an emergency. I looked at the caller id on the phone- it was Kolkata Steel Works’ Rohit.
“What the f**k son? Have you lost your mind Rohit? Can’t a working girl get two winks of sleep without being disturbed?”
“Terribly sorry. Something very urgent has come up. I need your services urgently regarding my Sutlej Bank loan. And you will be compensated well beyond your normal tariff”.
“I hate the crass commercialism of you promoters- you get to brass tacks immediately as if nothing else matters like a pleasant chat and sharing of life experiences. And don’t tell me that you want me to hump Shammi Kapoor again. I knew he
