Doing the Star Trader Being flawless in the sack myself and being an expert in giving mind bending orgasms, it is disappointing to see disappointing cases of sub-par performance. One such case happened in my recent encounter with the top trader of BuC Bank. While my encounter with the trader had left a lot to be desired as the encounter was orgasm-free for me, I did learn more about what traders did for a living in a financial institution. For a Finance topper, I did entertain some strange notions about traders and what their job description was. I thought they were phone monkeys, who were perpetually on the phone, alternating between official work and cosy stuff like phone-s*x. I was sitting bored in my balcony. For once, I did not feel like engaging in my favorite hobby of reading

