Paid and Planted News At college, a male classmate had the existential s****l problem to solve- whether to bang the girl with huge t**s or the one who could suck a river dry. Sometimes the answer to life’s problems is “all of the above”. I remembered these lines as yesterday I ran into another classmate at the Palladium Mall. Hema is a horny girl who had risen up the corporate ladder to be the EA to the station owner of a premier financial TV channel. Her t**s seemed much bigger than the last time I saw them- they looked like they could be used as floatation devices in the case of an airplane water landing. If that is not titillation, I don’t know what is! Clearly those boobs did not build themselves- just wondered if cheese grits and butter chicken were the building blocks, or, li
