ULISES
Oh, crap!
Everything had gone to hell. Damn, s**t, damn, s**t. What the hell was I going to do now?
I was in deep trouble, and that woman had appeared like the devil himself, in that red dress that even Satan would drool over.
I felt like my soul was bouncing up and down like a yo-yo. I was short of breath witnessing the scene before me. Stupid soap operas. I wasn't in one, but it sure felt like one.
"Ulises, what are you telling me?" Minerva said beside me.
"What do you hear," I replied. I turned to look at my girlfriend, whose eyes were moist with tears about to spill. "It's Penelope, my... wife." I tried to hide the word wife, but it was so strong in that context that it was impossible not to hear it.
I saw my life was going to hell when Minerva gave me a holy slap that tu
