when I wake up she’s gone
and my handhelds have about 500 messages I find out that the program got side-tracked into collecting photos of rocks last night and I’m thinking so what at least it’s not amputee porn again but some of the rock photos were from space agencies and private labs and the program deleted some of them after it made copies people are pissed that means BG will have to rescue us again and he’s not the kind of person you want to owe a favor Oppie’s cat died he bit a neighbor kid that had measles the cat got measles too and died Oppie was sad about it and we all like Oppie so we pretended to be sad too oops that backfired on us he was so moved by our fake empathy that he had a funeral for the cat and we all had to go sit in his house and watch media of the beast from hell
