he got off the island before the tsunami but he still can’t get back to us he sure is trying we all get messages from him every day it’s almost like he’s here but he’s back in Russia Oppie hyped the breakthrough for all it was worth and 1000 idiots come to tour our offices and ask questions like they thought the program lived here what losers Oppie loved every minute and Sandy and Cincy and Marcus got into it Marcus has been hanging out with Sandy and Cincy it’s like they adopted him that’s great let him steal from Sandy and pester him instead of me that’s a win-win it’s a double win if it’s a longtime bug Nan and I were the only ones who hated the tourists we kinda bonded I know that sounds weird we never got along before she always acted like she was a spy for Oppie she worships him the
