I looked at the curved ceiling of the tent and wondered what it said about me that having ice cream with a dragon wasn’t the weirdest thing going on in my life.
So, he’s your new best friend? Or is it more than that? Are you still wearing your cervical collar?
Greetings, my dear robber. Ugh, that was Zaqose. I am an honorable vampire, and I do not suck the blood of friends—even those with hale and appealing veins. I much prefer to taste the lifeblood of someone who’s recently been doused with dragon aura. Naturally, I look forward to your return.
Right now, I’ve been doused with sasquatch stench. What are your feelings on that?
I am uninterested in the fur, but the stench is quite powerful and has magical uses. I would consider paying for fluids harvested from the anal glands.
Dear Go
