Ruby “Ava, you f*cking sl*t!” I exclaimed over the phone the second she answered. She burst into laughter immediately and that was all the answer I needed to know. A part of me had picked on the fact that Ava had been frequenting here because of the attached endings, but I was still willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and just be sure before passing judgment. Hearing her laugh so hard and loud now only means one thing. She f*cking knows!! “What the heck are you even talking about?” She finally asked after laughing to her heart’s feel. “The fact that you laughed that much already tells me everything I need to know. I can’t believe you, Ava. You’re so unbelievable! Oh my goodness!!” I let out and she burst out laughing again. This time, I got infected and joined her too. “Pleas

