FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS CHARACTER 5

— Never sleep on the street. Do you want to take Alfredo's place or what? — replied Hilário, somewhat upset.

— Who is this Alfredo?

— You're making fun, right? I always tell you, man can't just look but observe. Yesterday when we were going to E-15, didn't you see his drawing on one of the walls? You're a man, you'd stay alive. Alfredo is one of the oldest people at SUMBE. I remember that time when your father ran in a bikini on the street long before you were born. He also gave me work like you. His father's dog, all skinny and wearing a watered-down bikini, running down the street, one day he saw Alfredo at just the speed he was heading home from the street! That day was historic.

— So you already lived here in SUMBE.

— Oh boy, don't get old. I'm one of the founders in this s**t. At that time, those sick girls didn't exist yet. I was famous in this city because at that time I helped clear the grass on this road on Chingo Hill. I alone covered 10 km in one day.

— Grandmother, your evil is lying to people. I don't like this part about lying.

— What do you mean by lying? Before Católica made the scout group official, I was the first truck driver in that city.

As they spoke, a group of young people (women) passed by, sharing gossip and laughing. Gabriel whistled in an attempt to call one of them but he didn't get a good response. A young woman with a big mouth dared to use her mouth to say the following. "Where are you going to take me? " When the old man heard that, he called the girl. The first time he was complaining, the second time she pulled up next to her friends.

— What did you say? — he asked looking at the girl.

— He called us without manners. So who are we to call each other with a whistle?

—Did the whistle smell your name? Why did you respond to a whistle that didn't even touch you? Are you sure the whistle was meant for you?

— of course it was for us. We're the only ones passing through here.

— so you asked if he's going to take you where, so who are you? You're like that, with those lips like you fought with a beehive, where are we going to take you? We have real women, not you guys with those faces like they suckled you with vinegar. — the girls began to leave and complained, saying offensive words to the old man and Gabriel, but Hilário continued with the insults. — you are so ugly that during s*x you need to cover your face with pillows to avoid scaring yourself. You are so ugly that when you become mothers, you will breastfeed your babies with a mask on so they don't run away from you. Wooo yours, yours yours...

Gabriel hit the old man on the shoulder as he died laughing.

— that's enough. I think they understood. — Gabriel said, still laughing.

— f**k! Some pissants like that couldn't take victory like that. I will never allow a woman to make fun of me like that, I will become so stupid that I will be unrecognizable. But seriously now, taxis are tough here. I think today it will be our turn to sleep at these girls' houses.

— I don't know if I want to look at Flavianny's face again. She is so difficult.

— mo nengue doesn't get into distress. Difficult woman is good. The day she makes a mistake, she just accepts you, the way you punish her in bed, you will get revenge. Just calm down. That Flavianny, the day you catch her, you better start taking a break from your handjobs now to build up energy. You have to be horny like a crazy horse, that's paddling, paddling, paddling until you smell burning rubber. I'm going to teach you a position that we used to call caprego. At that time, we used to throw ourselves from a mountain into the water, there was the caprego dive. This will send you to the bed already completely bare, while you will remain lying on the floor with your pylon pointing in the air. She'll jump out of bed and have to land on your pole. This was the position that made the Portuguese women leave Angola. Because I was one of the people who fought for colonization alongside Queen Njinga. But she used machetes and I, in another kingdom, used that tactic. I was a slave to a Portuguese man who regretted it to this day. He would sometimes whip me and I would anger his wife. Someone else's daughter, the way I worked, I slept for three days.

Gabriel put an end to the old man's lies and when they realized it, they were already knocking on Luísa and Flávia's door again. Luísa was wearing her evening clothes and was surprised to see them again.

— I don't know where you're going to sleep. — said Flavianny, looking at the two of them in the middle of the room, looking lost.

— you look hot in those short shorts. — Gabriel said looking at Flavianny and she rolled her eyes.

— let's prepare conditions for you to sleep here on the couch. I'll get the sheets. But please don't enter our rooms. — Luísa gave the last warning and went to get the sheets. Upon returning, he found the old man taking off his clothes. — what are you doing?

— we used to have a saying. "Man who sleeps with clothes on is ashamed of his small penis." I trust my length and it saved me one day. I like sleeping naked and one day a thief tried to rob my house at night, when he saw my Mr. Buxexinho, he got scared and wrote a letter before leaving. That's why I advise you not to come to the room in the middle of the night, I don't want to kill a guy's daughter by mistake.

— and just for the record... — Gabriel began by saying. — This thing about having such a long p***s runs in the family. I'm the last boy in our lineage for now so I inherited the length of those who were.

Flavianny rolled her eyes and left the room.

In the middle of the night, Gabriel slowly got up and went to Flavianny's room. Very slowly he climbed into her bed and fell asleep hugging her. The next day everyone was woken up by a loud scream from Flavianny. Hilário was already dressed and sat on the sofa waiting for everyone to arrive in the living room to make complaints.

Flavianny arrived in the living room and Gabriel followed her in baby shorts and shirtless.

—What was that? asked Hilário, looking at Flavianny, who was scared.

— I woke up and he was stuck in my bed clinging to me and my bed is stained with blood. I was r***d.

Luísa arrived scared and when she heard that she fell into despair.