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— I referred to the friendship relationship.
- Even so. Men take advantage of us when they know they have made up our mind perfectly. You must be a strong woman. And I already apologized. That was yesterday when I left and I still didn't know that you would take a step with Gabriel.
- It's OK! So I'm going to call him and you're going to explain that it was your thing.
Luísa started laughing again. — Girl, you need to learn a lot from me. You won't care about anything. In these situations, you must wait for him to call. If he calls, it's a sign that the guy may even feel the same way as you. Put that phone away and wait!
- It's OK! But if this plan of yours ruins everything, I'll kill you. I'm not going to trade spit with anyone all the time without taking that s**t seriously. My saliva has value, understand?
Luísa said goodbye and left the room laughing.
***
Gabriel just arrived home feeling dejected and found his grandfather with a map of the city of SUMBE on the table, a kitchen knife and a saw.
— What is this, grandma?
— This is so we can make an attack plan against the enemy. Tell me, is it to kill or just to leave in the ICU?
— Wait a minute! We are not going to kill anyone or leave them in the ICU. We are not killers. We're just going to push him away because that meat is mine. I arrived first and no one who lives in this dust will be able to take it away from me.
— if you don't want to kill, then fine. You're the one in charge. But this is also for you to learn, women are not supposed to spoil you too much. The first opportunity you get, f**k the girl. Now you see another tiger has laziness in its sights.
— Okay, okay. Now help me think of a way to scare him.
— first thing! Before creating an attack plan we have to know the Enemy. I think I already know how to do this. Let's ask them.
— well thought out grandmother. Let's wait a little while and Flavianny will call and try to explain herself and then I'll ask who that son of a b***h was.
The old man looked at Gabriel and started to laugh. — f**k! Sometimes I doubt you are my grandson. The luck is that your father, who has already died, was alive like me. That son of mine, when he decided to take off his pilot, was to score goals. At that time...
— at that time I'm going to stick this knife in your throat. Explain it straight away.
The oldest sat down looking Gabriel straight in the eye and said. — Listen! If you think that Flavianny will call you to explain herself, you are very wrong. She will play hard to get for you to show her weakness. But because you're with the king of wombs, I'm going to explain how this game works. I'm going to call Luísa and she's going to tell her everything thinking that you asked me to call and then we're going to attack. You understood?
Gabriel nodded, picked up his phone and handed it to his grandfather to call immediately.
— f**k! O Gabriel! Wake up, damn it. Not with your phone, I'm going to call from my phone because it's an iPhone and the chances of this working won't be with a calculator named O
Itel.
The oldest looked for Luísa's number, called and waited for her to answer. He put it on speakerphone to comfort poor Pharaoh's little heart. Luísa answered and the old man looked at Gabriel the wrong way.
CALL ON
"My beautiful princess who is in the plans of a suicide cube. How are you?"
"I'm fine old man and you?"
" I'm very well. Listen! I'm here at the supermarket doing some shopping and I would like to know what kind of broth I can buy to put in the kisaca* "
" Buy the jumbo. Do you know how to cook? "
" Thank you very much. Daughter, I work well in pots and in deeper places. When you want to test your engine, remember that the best mechanic in Angola is in these lands. "
" I'll remember. But the way I'm afraid of this mechanic, I don't think my engine will stop dripping oil from all the pressure it will receive during the test. I'll look for other amateur mechanics. "
"Gabriel is a disciple of mine. I think you can handle it"
"Nothing like that. Gabriel is Flávia's little prince. That girl is crazy about... I mean, she still wants to play with his heart." Luísa realized that she almost gave in.
" They will walk well. Yesterday they already took a good step. "
" I don't think so. She doesn't care about him anymore because a friend of ours from school showed up here and his grandson acted like a goat. "
"Tell me this story better"
Luísa told the whole story and at the end of the conversation, the oldest thanked her and hung up.
CALL OFF
Gabriel looked at his grandfather with admiration. — you are a genius.
- It saw! That's how it's done. Now, I know how to scare that frog. Did you know that Sabina is your girl's teacher and is probably the table football teacher?
- No! I did not know.
— Get ready because our adventure at the end of the world is just beginning. Get ready, we're going out because we're going to hunt for a uterus for you to slaughter. Since we arrived, you've been in a lot of trouble, I feel sorry for you, my baby. In a short time, two packs of soap ran out and we both know how.
Gabriel got ready and was ready to go out with his grandfather.
CONTINUES