Levi didn’t have much time to continue his impression before the waitress came back. She plunked down a tray of nachos and jalapeno poppers. She seemed to notice Nick for the first time. “You want anything for lunch? These guys have all ordered burgers, and this is their appetizer.” “Um.” “Get him a burger, yeah,” Alex said. “Put it on my bill.” Nick felt like a small child being ordered for, but he nodded along as he felt his stomach quiver. He hadn’t eaten breakfast before leaving, and he was going to need something in his stomach so the beer on tap didn’t get him drunk. “Thanks again, man,” Nick said when the waitress left them. “I feel awful you’re buying me food, but I appreciate it.” “Alex is your sugar daddy for the day, then you get to be mine for the nights afterwards,” Levi

