FITZGERALD, Gideon. Esteemed fellow of the Society of Nuclear Darwinists, himself a Nuclear Darwinist of the Seventh Degree. Suddenly, in New Gotham, on August 2, 2099. Sadly missed by his wife, Lilia Desjardins, and his mother-in-law, Lillian Desjardins. Services to be held at the Practical Chapel at 2 p.m. on August 15 in Nouveau Mont Royal. Donations, at the request of the family, will be welcomed by any local chapter of the S.H.A.D.E. Beneficiary Society in Gideon’s honor.
