New D.C.—This morning, in response to the recent spate of violent crimes against women, the President announced a new decency code, to be put into practice throughout the Republic.
New D.C.—“It’s clear that women’s apparel in public spaces is a major factor in the increase of personal crime against women,” he told a press conference. “Provocative clothing is at the root of this recent problem, and it’s past time to make changes to stop the trend. It’s our responsibility to make the streets of the Republic safe for all citizens of both genders. The elimination of unseemly attire in public spaces will protect women everywhere.”
The Sumptuary and Decency Code (hotlink for the full text of the Code) calls for all women to cover themselves in public in the name of modesty. No skin other than
