Nouveau Mont Royal—Circus proprietor Joachim DeLorenzo presented his two newest shade performers as “angels” yesterday for the first time, challenging widespread suspicion. The capture of the two shades in the wilderness by Nuclear Darwinist Lilia Desjardins, has been controversial since the news was first leaked.
Nouveau Mont RoyalDeLorenzo insisted yesterday that the shades are the result of spontaneous mutation and not surgical alteration. The pair, which both have large luminous wings, appeared in the nude. DeLorenzo exhibited x-rays and certifications from several medical authorities to support his claim of authenticity. When pressed, he admitted the extremely low probability of two such mutations occurring simultaneously.
“Truth is stranger than fiction,” was DeLorenzo’s conclusion
