“Kim’s hot.”
“I’ve been calling her a whale since we were in kindergarten.”
Noah chuckled. “I did warn you about being a bully. Guess what, this is karma, buddy. Straight and simple karma.”
“You’re being a rat bastard, you know that.” Kurt collapsed on the bed. “I can’t get her out of my mind. She’s all I can think about.”
“Don’t you have a girlfriend? Britney?”
“No. She’s just a girl who likes to have a booty call.” Kurt sat back up. “What the fvck am I going to do?”
“I don’t know.”
“I don’t even know anything about her other than the fact she can’t stand me.”
Kurt rested his hands on his knees. “I’m going to have to stop being a jerk.”
“I’d start with not calling her whale, or anything relating to her size.”
“I don’t know what it is. At first when Donald p
