River: There's some things in life that, no matter how hard you try, you just cannot prepare for. I knew that eventually, due to conditions of my own, Archer would find someone else to kiss. I'd been mentally preparing myself again and again for just that, and it seemed like I had it in the bag until about 2.5 seconds ago. Then he'd kissed her. And then I'd died just a little bit inside. I took a deep breath in through my nose, the moonlight hitting each and every house window I walked past. I kept my head down, my arms tucked into my body in an attempt to keep the heat preserved. After a day of building Abomy, a wonderful snow fight and then awesome food a Dan's, both Archer and I were pumped with energy, so had mutually decided that maybe it wasn't so bad if we went to a little pa

