There’s a bag in his hands. A paper bag. And not just any bag. A very specific, orange-and-green printed bag with a little smear of curry oil on the corner. I know that bag like I know the birthmarks on my own butt. That’s Punjabi Palace takeout. “Peace offering,” Monty says, holding it up like a white flag that smells like garlic naan and emotional manipulation. My stomach, betrayer of the century, growls so loudly I swear the hallway echoes with its shame. I clutch my bathrobe tighter around me like it’ll protect me from the scent. It won’t. The rich, buttery perfume of chicken tikka and spice wafts into the doorway like a seductive little ghost. “Seriously?” I hiss, stepping back an inch. “You show up with my kryptonite?” He shrugs, like he knows exactly what he’s doing. “You al

