He popped in his lens and a notification scrolled across his vision in big red letters:
GOOD MORNING, MR. AARONHEART. WE HOPE YOU HAD A PEACEFUL NIGHT’S SLEEP. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MEDICAL UPDATE. LAST NIGHT, WE FOUND CANCEROUS CELLS IN YOUR BRAIN. THEY WERE FROM AN UNKNOWN ORIGIN AND WE WERE NOT ABLE TO IDENTIFY WHAT COULD HAVE CAUSED THEM. THEY WERE SMALL IN NUMBER AND DID NOT POSE A THREAT TO YOUR BODY BECAUSE WE FOUND THEM AND DESTROYED THEM FAST ENOUGH.
WE PATROL YOUR BODY HUNDREDS OF TIMES A DAY LOOKING FOR THINGS EXACTLY LIKE THIS. WE’LL ESPECIALLY BE ON THE LOOKOUT NOW, SO THERE IS NO NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT ANY ROGUE CELLS LURKING ELSEWHERE IN YOUR BODY.
AS YOU MAY KNOW, A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THE POPULATION CONTRACTS CANCER EACH YEAR. WE ARE USUALLY ABLE TO STOP IT BEFORE
