Louisiana Catch

Chapter - 1

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My name is Ahana Chopra, and I was born and raised in the most ludicrous city in the world: New Delhi. Sometimes, I feel New Delhi doesn’t understand me. Other times, I don’t understand it. I don’t think I’ve ever found a way to bridge the differences between what I was and what I was expected to be in this city.

In Delhi, you find the majority running away from something, stashing away some secret but pretending to be happy. In Delhi, you always need to be on your guard.

Thirty minutes ago, when I was out for an evening run close to my office, a group of men sitting on their motorbikes and sipping tea in small glasses started whistling and making loud kissing noises, “Baby doll, 36 DD!” I covered my chest with my arms and looked around. The streets weren’t empty, but harassers in New Delhi fear no one—neither the police nor the pedestrians. Two of the men got down from their bikes and started to walk toward me. I moved away from them and scoped out a different route mentally. I could taste bile in my mouth; my running route and routine represented a small zone of freedom for me, and I could feel it being stolen away. I pushed my glasses closer to my face and noticed a small path across the street where no automobile could enter. I didn’t think when I sprinted through the moving traffic—with the cars honking, people rolling down their windows and cussing at me. I fell down a couple of times and bruised my shin. But I got up and wiped myself off. I ran until I couldn’t see the harassers.

Because of the thrusting aggressiveness of the people here, I find myself making extra effort to go unnoticed. At work parties, I hide in a quiet corner with a glass of wine. On Monday mornings especially, I try to reach work when no one is around—discussing weekend debauchery isn’t my thing. At social gatherings, I want to disappear and become invisible. I don’t care whether others chat with me; it is equally fine if I am alone with my thoughts. I can just as effortlessly look outside and observe everyone as I can look inside to see all my thoughts and emotions. But, oh, the New Delhi elites, so preoccupied with everyone else’s business!

It must have been February 2013 when I was crossing the park to my parents’ house—troubled by everything and thankful that my mother’s bridge partners seemed to have deserted the place already. No one in this park knows about my life. I am safe.

“You Kashmiri?” It was one of several old women clad in salwar kameez—their long, full-sleeved shirts below their knees and baggy trousers were ill-fitting. They had wrapped their bodies in shawls and well-worn colorful sneakers. I sighed inwardly looking at the unfamiliar faces. Often these random “aunties” pretended to go for morning walks, using the opportunity to scope out future daughters-in-law or bicker about their current daughters-in-law.

“Huh?” I unwillingly pried the headphones out of my ears.

Sucking their teeth and shaking their heads, they gathered around me. “Kashmiri pundit or Muslim?”

“Excuse me?” But before I could get a word in, they interrupted.

“Afghanistan?”

“No. New Delhi,” I said, conscious of my slight British accent. It was left over from my university and MBA years in London, and I knew it made me sound like a snob. “Where we all are right now.” I used my index finger to draw a circle over my head. “The capital of India.” And, of course, I wasn’t exactly trying to fit in anymore, either.

“What is your height?”

“Five feet eight inches,” I blurted out, and hated myself for not staying quiet. I simply didn’t know how not to answer when someone asked a question. My childhood manners clung to me even now.

“Are you married?” one of the aunties asked sharply. I guess she noticed that I didn’t wear a wedding ring, have sindoor in my hair, or a mangalsutra around my neck. The lack of the ring, the vermillion in my hair, and the missing beaded necklace must have made her assume I was single.

I readjusted my glasses. “No.” I tried not to raise my voice. I was taught to be respectful to the elderly. But my throat felt dry suddenly. I rubbed my feet against the earth.

“Finding a boy will not be easy at this height. You will stand out.” Half-a-dozen heads bobbed in rhythm like a pendulum.

With straight hair seven inches below my shoulder, I literally stood out from other women. It was normal; I’ve been questioned in languages that have far more syllables than Hindi and English. I am fluent in French, but I would bet my favorite wine that the strangers giving me the third degree knew nothing beyond French paarphuumes, or, as the rest of us pronounce it: perfumes.

“You are so fair. Gori girl. And so, tall and thin—like a pole.” At least a couple of portly aunties nodded their heads and spoke with a thick accent. They muttered in mutilated English, “No hips. How will she carry children? Maybe she is the kind of woman who doesn’t eat or know how to cook. But she is gori. Light skin color and good looks make everything easy. She can be taught these homely chores.”

“Excuse me, but I have to go.” I rushed off.

People have made up their minds, which I can’t change. New Delhi resents me for not embodying its spirit. What would these women say if they knew the worst of my secrets: that I was newly divorced from my college sweetheart Dev Khanna?

* * *

A few weeks prior to my filing for divorce, Dev turned into a psychotic stranger in an alley and forced me while I was asleep. This was a new low even for him. When I met with my parents for dinner at The Delhi Golf Club that evening, Mumma cupped my face, “Beta, you have become quieter than usual. What’s going on?”

People still called me beta, an endearing term for a child, even though I was well into my thirties. If only I could tell Mumma that her beta was living in hell. If only I could share with her what happened in our bedroom every night after sundown. Dev was so charming around everybody—Mumma too had approved when Dev proposed to me. People wanted to be him and with him. Dev, with his long face, breezy eyelashes, and sharp features, was the life of every party.

Me? I was so timid in my own marriage and life.

I didn’t say anything to Mumma.

She ran her hands through my hair. “Whenever you are ready to talk, I will never judge you. You know that, right?”

Dad poured me a glass of French pinot noir and he ordered Mumma a Glenlivet Single Malt straight. I knew they were stressed; the only time Mumma didn’t have her whiskey on the rocks was when her yoga and meditation couldn’t help her decompress.

My parents let me be, which not many understood. I still remember the day I left work early and showed up at my parents to tell them, “Mumma, I took your suggestion. I asked Dev for a divorce this morning.”

Mumma heard me patiently.

I sobbed inconsolably. “He is upset and I am scared how this will all pan out, Mumma.” My tongue still tasted bitter from l*****g the envelope for the divorce proceedings.

“We know the judge, beta. Everything will be sorted out in six months, maximum.”

The day Mumma’s lawyer finally got Dev to sign the divorce papers, I had laughingly told her, “Ma, I am so good at setting boundaries for other people and at advocating women’s rights. But in my own life, I failed.”

“It takes courage to put a bad marriage behind you.”

“Oh well.” I dug my feet into our living room carpet as I thought about how Dev made me watch disgusting p**n videos. Even after s*x hurt, I witnessed how it turned him on, but I was unable to draw a line. I used to feel inconsequential in that seven-bedroom ancestral house of his. I couldn’t fight off Dev. I was ashamed to talk to anyone about it.

Mumma stroked my hair. “No one has any right over your life. Now find the inner strength to fight for yourself and your happiness.”

Even though I was unable to confess the extent of Dev’s s****l and emotional dominance over me, I felt Mumma understood my pain. She had seen me turn quieter around him. I had lost weight and couldn’t sleep. I squirmed when Dev touched me in front of Mumma.

She cradled me in her arms. “You are safe with us, beta. Your dad and I will always be there for you.” She kissed my forehead. “Let’s go collect your things.”

* * *

When I moved back in with Mumma and Dad and started to call their house my home, Mumma brought me Athena, a Shih Tzu, as a welcome home gift. Athena’s little bed was set up in my bedroom, which had enough space for a study, a swing with extraordinary craftsmanship, a kingsize bed, a dresser, a small library, a recliner, a couch, a meditation and yoga space, and two nightstands.

Mumma made me a mug of hot chocolate every single evening. Sometimes, I would put my head in her lap and she would run her fingers through my hair. “Time makes everything better, beta. Just don’t expect things to get better overnight.”

“I hate the ugliness of it all. The papers. Who owns what? Looking for ways to avoid running into Dev. That’s not how I envisioned my life, Mumma.” Dev had sent me a text message earlier that day that said: “You’re one of those bitches who accuse men of r**e because they’re so afraid to say they want it.”

“I know, beta. I have faith that there is something better waiting for you.”

* * *

In May 2013, one day at breakfast, Mumma announced, as she sipped on her apple and celery juice, “Let’s all make a trip to New Orleans.”

“They have bugs the size of elephants during summer,” I said without looking at her or Dad. Much as I loved New Orleans, Masi—Mumma’s sister—and my cousin Naina, I didn’t want to go anywhere. I was divorced from Dev and I didn’t want to see anyone. Our wedding had been such a lavish affair with over 2,000 invitees. Masi and Naina had made multiple trips to New Delhi to help us prepare for the wedding. Ten years later, nothing existed. All the bruises and soreness were gone, but sometimes I still felt them. I saw a shadow on my arm and expected to be reminded of a humiliating fight. It was not easy getting used to freedom.

“Okay, then maybe when it gets cooler? We must help with Naina’s wedding preparations, beta. She lives in New York, but the wedding is in New Orleans. That badmaash has a long list of things she wants done.” Mumma laughed thinking about our family’s favorite brat aka badmaash, Naina, as she cut slices of apple and put them in my and Dad’s plates.

Maybe New Orleans wasn’t such a bad idea after all. “Mumma.”

“Ya, beta.” She looked at me.

“With everything going on at home, I guess I didn’t mention it…”

“What, beta?”

“Remember the Annual Women’s Conference in NOLA I told you about?”

“The one in autumn of next year? What about it?”

“The board accepted my proposal for No Excuse—the core theme of the three-day event. They invited me to be the local point-person in New Orleans. I can actually live in New Orleans for a few months next year while we put our conference together.”

Mumma lit up with pride. “This is perfect. Let’s go this summer. You can do some work, and I will take a few months off from my hospital, and travel with you. It’ll be fun. We can help Masi. And then we can go back next year for the conference and Naina’s wedding.”

“Are you sure you can leave your patients?”

“No one is more important than you, beta.” Mumma cupped my face. “And I need to save my sister, too.”

“What’s wrong with Masi?”

“Nothing yet, but once her in-laws show up, she will turn into a chimney.”

“Meaning?”

“Remember when we visited them for Naina’s medical school graduation—the more her mother-in-law bragged about your masi’s $2 million home and her son’s career as the leading cardiologist of NOLA, the more my sister cringed and smoked.”

“Oh, yes. And when Masi bought her new house and we went all for the housewarming, her mother-in-law insisted Masi and Naina not enter the kitchen or do any religious rituals if they were on their period.”

Mumma burst out laughing. “Of course, I remember. Your masi got so tired of her tyrannical mom-in-law that she maintained she was always having her period because of menopause and didn’t enter the kitchen at all during their visit. She would sit in her huge bathtub and smoke like a diva.”

We both laughed, thinking about Masi.

Masi and Naina were thrilled that my work would bring both Mumma and me to New Orleans. “I am taking you to Marie Laveau’s House of Voodoo when you visit this time,” Naina insisted in the video chat. “I am going to put a hex on that f*****g Dev.” The two dimples, one on each side of her cheek, became deeper, as her eyes twinkled with determination.

My heart uncurled a little more. I was grateful for Naina. Even though she didn’t know the harrowing details of my marital relationship with Dev, she was firmly on my side. Her larger-than-life personality and protectiveness beyond all rationality were reminders of the good in my life. How easily she could say whatever was in her heart, even though she was a year younger than me.

* * *

Two weeks after the board accepted my proposal to host the conference in NOLA, Mumma and I were sitting in our patio, getting ready to drink our morning tea. It was hot and Mumma was fanning herself. But she insisted that we didn’t pull the temporary roof we normally used for summer days. I switched on the desert cooler.

Mumma said, “Thank you.” She took a deep breath. “What does the theme No Excuse represent, Ahana?”

“You know my organization is bringing together world leaders, advocates, activists, feminists, nonprofits, corporations supportive of women’s safety and rights at one conference to fight violence against women? No Excuse, my brainchild, is the core theme of the three-day event. No excuse for r***s, policing, or any kind of violence against women.”

“Oh, I see.” She didn’t probe further. A few minutes later, she sighed, “Promise, you’ll believe in sunrise again.”

“Whaaaat?” I rubbed my eyes, pretending the morning sun and scorching temperatures were hurting them. But it was a ruse to pretend I didn’t understand Mumma’s advice. I stretched my arms over my head and let out a yawn.

“Promise me, Ahana. That you won’t just give up on love. You are only thirty-three, beta. You have your whole life ahead of you.”

“Where is all this coming from?” I poured tea into the cups and looked at the high iron fence surrounding the patio. It was covered with creepers. The front of the house had high, cemented boundary walls. No one from the outside could see inside our home. I was safe from Dev here. Two days earlier, he had shown up at my office car park and made a scene.

Mumma asked the gardener to water the morning glory and zinnia pots. She turned to her tea and stirred it. “Can’t a mother worry?”

“Yes, she can. But my mumma doesn’t worry so early in the day.” I gave her a kiss on the cheek.

She hugged me tightly. “Let go of the things that do not serve you, Ahana.”

I noticed my mother was addressing me as “Ahana” as opposed to “beta.” It confused me.

“Sure thing, Yogini Mom.” I bowed. Athena came running to me and I played with her.

Mumma brought her eyebrows together. She spoke in a determined voice. “I won’t be around forever. I want you to promise me that you will consciously harbor thoughts that bring joy to your life.” She gently ran her hands over my ring finger, which was now empty.

“So now I am a negative and depressed woman?” I pulled my hand away.

“No one is saying that. But you have never bothered to matter in your own life.”

I tried to interject but Mumma raised her voice. “Dev was an unfortunate chapter. I am sorry we didn’t see it sooner. But you can’t let a bad marriage stop you from living your life fully. If I hadn’t stepped in, you probably wouldn’t have even left him, Ahana.”

Mumma was different today. She was a big believer in learning from experience. She was a professional woman who was excellent at her job, and she had never quite mastered the grace in the kitchen that characterizes women who always work at home. There were little burn scars on her hands and arms from cooking. But she was proud of the scars. “Burn and learn,” was her mantra. It was more Dad who would try to talk sense to me.

I quietly got up from the coffee table in our patio and asked our housekeeper, Lakshmi, to bring me my yoga mat. Lakshmi replied, “Wokay, didi,” in a heavy South Indian accent. She loved to call me didi, even though I wasn’t her older sister.

“I am serious, Ahana.” Mumma stood up.

“I know you are. That’s why I need to breathe so I don’t stress out. I don’t want to be reminded what a fool I have been.” I put Athena down.

As soon as Lakshmi brought the mat, I laid it out and got into a headstand. Some people turn to wine, others to cigarettes, and a few to pot. I have always turned to yoga to find peace. Being upside down with my feet straight up toward the sky and heart over my head, I felt I could deal with the moment. Athena tried to lick my face but Lakshmi picked her up. “No disturbing Ahana didi, wokay?”

Mumma’s tone changed. “I am not trying to hurt you, Ahana.”

“I know.”

“You will open yourself to the idea of a partner and love, Ahana. Promise me.” Mumma started to leave as it was getting hot outdoors.

“I promise.” I closed my eyes.

Little did I know that my mother, who’d taught me everything in life, would not teach me one thing: to learn to live without her. And that was the day that, for me, time began all over again.