“Gladly, if you tell me who"s paid for all the others? Only we haven"t seen any published articles under your name for some time, old boy.”“I sell my stories to the highest bidder. Sometimes that means my name is removed from the article in favour of the editor. Would you like me to send you an eloquent piece on the Porton Down research lab, or some samples of the banned chemicals they"re working on, Dave? Perhaps you"d rather I send my jottings to The Times? No? Didn"t think so. Don"t you worry about where my loyalties lie. I wear a Union Jack handkerchief on my head whilst paddling at Bognor Regis on my hols. My money has the Queen"s head on it just like yours, only mine might be fresher than yours. I quite like people who were born into power, it"s those that have power by self-ordained
