“Apart from the ingratiating thing, nothing! But in order to do that I"m going to have to jump into bed with her and I no longer want to do that.”
“Ah, Miss M has fired one of Cupid"s arrows and it"s hit you in the balls, hasn"t it?” Harwood was still digging at me and he didn"t stop there.
“I"ll see if stores has a chastity belt left over from this building"s naval college days. Must have had a few around then. Mostly for the sailors" wives, I would expect, but might find one or two that would fit you. Failing that, tell the lady you have a headache and you"ll see to her every demand next time you"re visiting. Go f**k the lady and smile, Jeffries! Stop moaning. You"ll have me in tears soon.” His anger was now mixed with his renowned sarcasm.
“Have you done anything permanent about this
