"That sounds like a great name for a porn movie," I joked, "Don't miss 'Suddenly Insatiable': sedate housewife unexpectedly breaks character to take on a football team." He chuckled at my impromptu plotline as he found us an open table. We had lunch (sans blow job) and chatted about our upcoming two-week road trip to use up the time while we waited for the closing date on our new condo to arrive. We were just finishing up when Cory texted me: C: Circle C family bathroom now! "Is it Cory?" Alex asked. "Yes," I nodded and thought quickly. "He needs some money. Apparently he's eating somewhere that doesn't take credit cards." "Ok, I can go and help him," Alex said. "No, no," I objected, trying not to look too eager. "I'll go. You can pay the bill here, get some snacks for the drive...

