As I arrived at the table, I heard a chubby brunette say, "And number one would be Matt Damon."
"Number one in what?" I asked, interrupting their girl talk.
All the girls broke out laughing. My wife stood up, walked over to me and kissed me hard. When she broke the kiss, she turned to her friends and announced, "He is my number one."
"Bull s**t, that is not allowed," cried out a very tipsy Jenna, Alexis's best friend, and a raving beauty. "You have to announce yours in front of your husband for cheating, Alexis."
Alexis smiled, "Ok."
"Announce what?" I asked.
"My favourite five," she revealed.
"Favourite five what?" I asked, still not catching on.
"The five celebrities she is allowed to f**k if she ever meets them and it doesn't count as cheating," Jenna explained.
"Oh," I replied
