Ellie was about to fire a definitive yes, but the alcohol, the ambiance, and perhaps the fatigue from the pretense were hindering her response time. "Yes," she sighed wearily. "I think I'm gonna call you a liar now, and don't be offended, but you're a liar, liar, pants on fire." Ellie harnessed her best acting skills to appear offended but eventually cracked up in his arms. "Oh my god, Dave, you're such a f*****g catch," she giggled. "How is it that no one has snatched you yet?" "Don't mock," he said with a smile. "I'm not. You're quite the guy. You should start taking yourself more seriously. I like this Dave." "Nice try, but your not-so-subtle attempts to change the subject have crashed and burned. I'm onto you, Sis." "Oh, are you..." She poured them another heavy round, loving th

